Remember when Tucker Carlson claimed climate activists want to shrink America’s kids? Well, buckle up: The Fox News host aired another nonsense climate segment on his show on Monday evening, during which his guest mused that the Left could have “climate vaccines” and Carlson—surprisingly—pitched an idea that we have endorsed on this very website. Because I’m a saint, I watched it all so you don’t have to. Let’s get started!

The segment starts with an old trope: private jet use by liberal politicians. This time, it was Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg’s turn into the hot seat. For his opening monologue, Carlson launched into an extended riff comparing Buttigieg’s (relatively tame) focus on carbon emissions in transportation to a religion in which, in Carlson’s mind, Buttigieg is a central, priest-like figurehead. “Our climate, who art in heaven,” is one of Carlson’s jokes here. Doesn’t quite work, Tuck—think you should send that one back to the writer’s room.

The gotcha here, of course, is that Buttigieg, like basically every other high-powered individual and politician, uses private jets for some of his travel. “Reverend Pete is the Jimmy Swaggart of climate clergy,” Carlson says, comparing him to the popular and disgraced 1980s televangelist. He goes on to name and shame other “climate activists” for flying private, including Jeff Bezos and Taylor Swift. Not sure if Swift has ever actually done any…